We're Beer, We're Here, Get Used To It.

I Love Oatmeal Cream Pies...I Mean I Love Them...

Well, that just about sums it up...

If you've been to college, you know this guy...

And eat your green beans, don't look at me like that young man!

I don't know about you but I see a Pixar buddy movie in the making!

Monkey? Turkey? I Smell Synergy!

I Don't Need No Kneepads, I Live A Life of Danger...

...and you can take that to the bank.

This Post Must Be In The Form of a Question?

This is probably some kind of copyright violation but I live my life on the edge...

As Long As You Take Something From This Experience...

It's not your fault Little Debbie is stuffing cream pies down your throat...

The Midget Mafia: diminutive but deadly

Try the Waffles, They're Fan-tas-tic!

I'm gonna get some waffles right now...yeah, waffles.

More of A Personal Creed or Motto than Anything else...

What can I say? That's how I roll...

I don't care if you don't think its funny, I really don't

...I love it and that's all that matters.

Boardpeople are just easy to draw...

I Heard Their Periods Attract Bears...

Every stand-up comics worst nightmare...

Who You Gonna Call...

Those Were The Days...

The songs, the dancing, the ball gag and spiked collars...

But Surly You Jest? Did You See That? It's Like A Pun About A Pun...Sorry

Desperate steps must be taken, what if this sort of behavior infected this nation's young people? Wasn't Spy Kids 2 painful enough?

More Adventures in Anthropomorphic Appliances

I've said it before and I'll say it again...A refrigerator's place is in the kitchen, and that's final!

Just to Clear up any Lingering Confusion...

That's supposed to be a loaf of bread but I must confess the limits of my artistic abilities, maybe next time I'll make it a nice warm sourdough or boule.